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| cartman, eric |
 Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject: Tell your own original jokes here |
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mamat sengal: bang... ABC ade..??
waiter: arr...dah abis ar...
mamat sengal: xpe ar...kasi DEF...
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| deathline |
| Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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| HuntressM00n |
| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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| deathline wrote: | | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
funny ke? uish jahatnya deathline ketawakan orang camtuh..
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| cartman, eric |
| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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it aint funny..?? 
maybe i've been hanging out with ppl who have a whole
different perspective of humor for too long.... 
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| deathline |
| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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hehe! im not laughing in sense that "mari kite ketawakan org itu", im laughing at the whole situation itself. macam in reality if my fren cakap macam tu regardless wujud ke tak DEF itu, mmg kelakar la.
macam at one point, my fren order cendol, but tak mahu hijau2 itu,
i laugh coz the hijau2 itulah cendol, but im not implying that my fren itu apeke or apeke. its just a laugh. macam seorang rakan saya yang blur yang akan order dengan cara begitu. hmmph, sampei ke maksud yang cube saya sampaikan ni?
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| okta |
| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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gila btul.
Apasal gelak pon kena explain.Susah btul. |
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| HuntressM00n |
| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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| deathline wrote: | hehe! im not laughing in sense that "mari kite ketawakan org itu", im laughing at the whole situation itself. macam in reality if my fren cakap macam tu regardless wujud ke tak DEF itu, mmg kelakar la.
macam at one point, my fren order cendol, but tak mahu hijau2 itu,
i laugh coz the hijau2 itulah cendol, but im not implying that my fren itu apeke or apeke. its just a laugh. macam seorang rakan saya yang blur yang akan order dengan cara begitu. hmmph, sampei ke maksud yang cube saya sampaikan ni? |
that is farnie.. huhuhuhuhuhu
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| IZZI |
| Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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joke ni mmg logik.. sebab kat Jb mmg ada air XYZ!
p/s: aku rasa lepas mamat sengal tu ckp DEF, mesti kepala dia kena sumbat dlm bekas air batu..
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| mrbungle |
| Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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kwn baik :(dgn bersemangat) perghhh lawa sial ko nyer handphone..gila babi sialll...BRP KO BELI??
mamat sengal : SATU JER..
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| randy_rhoads |
| Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:30 pm Post subject: original jokes .. .serious... |
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ni aku jumpa kat site lain... kira original ke? tapi serius ni memang original punya...
TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America .
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Balgobin!
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."
Son: Dad, what are those two things on mom's chest?
Dad: They are called breasts, my son, and women have them
Son: How come sister's looks like an apple while mom's like a papaya?
Dad: Ahh, let me explain the 4 stages of food-boob connection. When they are in their 20s, it is like an apple, big enough and very firm. When they reach 30s, it is like a papaya, bigger but still firm. When they reach mid 30s it is like a pear, a bit longer and not so firm. Finally when they reach 40s, it is like an onion.
Son: Onion? Why?
Dad: *sighs* Cause when they peel back their bra, you start crying
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| setanicx |
| Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:57 am Post subject: Re: original jokes .. .serious... |
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| randy_rhoads wrote: | ni aku jumpa kat site lain... kira original ke? tapi serius ni memang original punya...
TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America .
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Balgobin!
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."
Son: Dad, what are those two things on mom's chest?
Dad: They are called breasts, my son, and women have them
Son: How come sister's looks like an apple while mom's like a papaya?
Dad: Ahh, let me explain the 4 stages of food-boob connection. When they are in their 20s, it is like an apple, big enough and very firm. When they reach 30s, it is like a papaya, bigger but still firm. When they reach mid 30s it is like a pear, a bit longer and not so firm. Finally when they reach 40s, it is like an onion.
Son: Onion? Why?
Dad: *sighs* Cause when they peel back their bra, you start crying |
kehkehkehkeh
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| mrbungle |
| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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ni betul jadi kat aku mase aku keje stewart dulu..
aku : en nak minum ape??
mat indon : tujuh up...
aku : tujuh up?? ( aku masih blur )
mat indon : ya kasik saya tujuh up ngak mau ais ya..
( aku terus tanyer member aku kat blkg )
aku : weh mamat indon tu nak tujuh up.. apebenda tuh?? ( aku masih blur )
member aku : dia nak 7UP la...
( celaka betul )
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| randy_rhoads |
| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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| mrbungle wrote: | ni betul jadi kat aku mase aku keje stewart dulu..
aku : en nak minum ape??
mat indon : tujuh up...
aku : tujuh up?? ( aku masih blur )
mat indon : ya kasik saya tujuh up ngak mau ais ya..
( aku terus tanyer member aku kat blkg )
aku : weh mamat indon tu nak tujuh up.. apebenda tuh?? ( aku masih blur )
member aku : dia nak 7UP la...
( celaka betul ) |
hehehe... tujuh up....  
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| randy_rhoads |
| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:03 pm Post subject: ada lagik... |
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ada lagik satu ek...erm... original gak ni.. jhahaha
situasi: dlm kelas
cikgu: ok murid murid arini kita blaja tentang kejadian tuhan....
(lalu cikgu itu pun mengambil sebatang pen lalu ditunjukkan kpd murid murid)
cikgu: baik murid murid, nampak tak pen ini?
murid murid: nampak cikgu.
(lalu cikgu itu pon sembunyikan pen tersebut kat belakang badannya)
cikgu: nampak lagi tak pen ini?
murid murid: tak!!!...
cikgu:nampak tuhan tak?
murid murid: takde!!!
cikgu: jadi tuhan itu wujud ke tak?
murid murid: tak!!!
tiba tiba ada seorang budak bangun lalu berkata
budak bangun: kawan kawan nampak tak, otak cikgu?
murid murid: tak!!!!!!
budak bangun: jadik cikgu ada otak tak?
murid murid: takde!!!!! (dengan bersemangat)
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| Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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aku terdengar satu mamat dr Kuala Berang,Terengganu nak beli air gas.
"Bang,nak air seben u pai"
Aku tanye kwn aku apekebenda tu?
7-UP laaa
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