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| mrbungle |
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ni plak aku tak tau nak ckp camne..korang judge la sendiri...kategori lawak ke atau kategori bodoh..
staff aku ( couple ) x dtg keje..so.. aku tanyer la..
staff: boss,sori smlm xdtg..
aku : apsal x call?? ( aku dah tau dia mesti jawap credit habis )
staff : credit habis la boss.. ( seperti yg dijangkakan )
aku : public phone xde??
staff: takde syilling la boss ( aku dah tegelak dlm hati )
aku : habis tu? apsal ko x dtg semalam?
staff : takde boss, teksi yg kitaorang sewa tiap tiap pagi tu TAYAR dia pancit!! tu pasal la kitaorang tak gi kerja..
( celake btol.. mcm xde teksi lain kat mesia ni )
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| cartman, eric |
| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:42 am Post subject: |
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ni plak time aku keje kat Delifrance Sunway Pyramid dulu.
situ banyak Arab dtg...
so 1 ari ni ade arab dtg la time x sibuk.
he was the only customer mase tu.
die oder some sandwiches and a plate of spaghetti.
standard procedure prep. spaghetti is letak dlm microwave.
sandwich x microwave sbb kalo microwave, the roti akan jadi lembik
so lepas siap oder die aku pass la kat die...
skali mmt arab tu tanye "sandwich no fire..??" sambil tunding jari kat microwave
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| mrbungle |
| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:04 am Post subject: |
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ko patut jawap balik " FIRE IN THE HOLE!! "
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| adzakael |
| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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smalam kat Kafe 13
aku: Bang, saya nak air honeydew gelas besar OK?
waiter: honeydew tu ape bang?
aku: tembikai susu lah
waiter: OK!
seploh minit kendian aku dapat air tembikai susu.
tembikai campur susu cair.
hampeh.
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Dari bilik berita TV
"Kita ke berita sukan bola telanjang..."
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| cartman, eric |
| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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| mrbungle wrote: | | ko patut jawap balik " FIRE IN THE HOLE!! " |
heheheh....
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| cartman, eric |
| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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ni plak perangai budak umah sewa aku yg bangang...
budak2 ni mutul2 jawab mcm ni.
housemate 1: weh ko nak p mane..??
housemate 2: turun jap, pegi giant..
housemate 1: ko nak beli ape..??
housemate 2: beli barang sket...
housemate 1: barang ape..??
housemate 2: barangkali....
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| IZZI |
| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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| adzakael wrote: | smalam kat Kafe 13
aku: Bang, saya nak air honeydew gelas besar OK?
waiter: honeydew tu ape bang?
aku: tembikai susu lah
waiter: OK!
seploh minit kendian aku dapat air tembikai susu.
tembikai campur susu cair.
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hahah ini dah sama kena dgn aku masa makan kedai mamak..
Bangla : appa makan bang? (bangla baru sampai m'sia)
member aku: aaa.. roti tisu eh..?
Bangla : ok.. (cakap 'ok' tp kepala geleng..)
10 minit kemudian roti kosong sampai dengan tisu premier sekotak.
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| adzakael |
| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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SPESIS-SPESIS HANTU
1.Nama: Pontianak
Rupa: Perempuan berjubah putih rambut panjang dgn gigi tajam
Waktu aktif: tengah malam-sebelum subuh
Lokasi:Perkuburan,tempat-tempat sunyi
2.Nama: Kuntilanak
Rupa: Macam pontianak jugak
Waktu aktif: Sama macam pontianak
Lokasi:sama mcm pontianak
3.Nama: Aku Nak
Rupa: Seperti suami/pasangan anda
Waktu aktif: Tak kira masa
Lokasi: mana-mana yg difikirkan sesuai
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| deathline |
| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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| adzakael |
| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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Satu malam ketika pergi ke restoran terkenal disini,aku telah diberi layanan istimewa oleh penjaga parking restoran.Sbb aku bwk Harrier,aku dapat parking special.(Even Perdana depan aku diorang suruh parking kat area sebelah longkang besar)
Aku tanya pakcik penjaga parking tu "Kena bayar ke ni?"
"Sukahatilah"jawapan pakcik tu menandakan kena 'bayar' la tu.
Lepas habis membelasah pelbagai juadah (org belanja) pakcik tu dtg dekat aku borak2 sat masa aku nak blah.
Aku pun paham-paham la.Maka aku bagila dia sedikit upah...
Kawan aku nampak dan bertanya kpd aku ketika kitorang dlm perjalanan ke kedai mamak berdekatan.
"Berapa ko bagi pakcik tu?"
"Seratus..."
"FUYOO!!!Gila ke ape ko ni?"
Aku tersengih memikirkan riak muka pakcik tu mendapat ganjaran satu ratus duit Saidina...
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| IZZI |
| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:47 am Post subject: |
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haha oi kejamnye kau..! sian pakcik tu haha..(kau mmg kejam..ban! kau mmg kejam..ban!)
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| mrbungle |
| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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gile ko.. masuk neraka jahanam tipu org tua oii!!! hahahahhahah
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| adzakael |
| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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actually citer betulnye takde la sesadis tu (hehehe)
tp aku bayar RM2 je kat die...
anyway
masa aku nak gi kedai runcit ni kat Shah Alam,aku nampak seorang Bangladesh nak beli air tin.So tauke tu cakap la "Semuanya 1.50"
"Nah ini SERATUS"orang Bangladesh tu bagi duit kat tauke.Tauke tu terdiam sebentar.
"Bakinya tentu 98.50 kan?"sambung orang Bangladesh tu lagi.
Aku jenguk sekejap tengok kenapa tauke tu boleh terdiam.
Betulla mamat tu bagi seratus.
Seratus Taka Bangladesh.
Hampeh.
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| adzakael |
| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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Ini cerita aku nampak masa kat Giant 13.
Masa aku tgh berjalan menuju ke 1901 Hotdog,tetiba ade akak ni berenti depan kedai hotdog tu dgn troli Giantnye yg penuh dgn barang2 dapur.Shopping sakan la kot akak ni.
Pastu akak tu melaung bertanye kat brader jaga kaunter 1901 Hotdog.
Akak:Adik,bole tolong akak tak?
Brader:Ya,apa dia kak?
Akak:Tolong jagakan troli akak kejap,akak nak pegi beli BURGER MCDONALDS depan ni sekejap.
Brader tu angguk lemah je.
Aiyaaaa...
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| HuntressM00n |
| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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this is real stoly..
Masa i kat kolej, gi mamak lelepak dengan 8 machas la.. my friends
and then tiba tiba sorang apek datang..
Apek: " Exclusie Miss, is that you banana?"
Me: Hah? no i did not order any banana
Apek: No miss, your banana la..
Me: No i did not order any banana
Apek: You sule ol not? yous not banana?
Me: Look! you are starting to annoy me, i did not order any banana! pervet!
Then the apek dah blah.. i pun cakap with my friends.. what the hell la.. one chinese girl sitting with a bunch of indian guys, he wanna be such a pervert.. bloody fool!
then, half an hour later (about la)
Apek: Excuse me Sir, your banana ah? yah... block my stall la.. kenot put up the vcd to sell...
then i toleh belakang..... ooooooooo rupa rupanya... keter PERDANA...
ish cara pronounciation dah out
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