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| Kiah |
 Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:30 pm Post subject: ehhe |
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Maskot
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| dah paham??? ketawa jeks?? takde reward untuk aku ke?? kekanak ini?? |
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| Bode |
| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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Nah cokelat Kandos sepeket!  |
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| Kiah |
| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:33 pm Post subject: erm.. |
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Maskot
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| Malaysia punyer ke mane punye?? Zaman kandos dah lepas... skang neh Cadbury lah |
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| afiqme |
| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:18 pm Post subject: waa |
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huhuhaha!!! kelakar-kelakar belaka org2 asli skang erk... semua lawak org asli!! huhuhaha!!!!
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| omarjamaludin |
| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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kiah kau ni orang asli ke sebab byk lawak orang asli jer..haha kesian orang asli..
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| Ridzi |
| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:53 am Post subject: Re: erm.. |
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| Kiah wrote: | | Malaysia punyer ke mane punye?? Zaman kandos dah lepas... skang neh Cadbury lah |
Akakakakaka..... hah...baru la best ....memang kelakar lawak orang asli kau,
eh ko ni racist ke?? lol
BTW...cokelat Cadbury Malaysia tak best...blueeghhhhhhh nah ni cokelat Thorntons sekotak.....
Yang Ferrero Rocher aku punya MUAHAHAHAHAHA...
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| afiqme |
| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:47 am Post subject: waa |
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| groovylicious |
| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:27 am Post subject: Re: erm.. |
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| Ridzi wrote: | | Kiah wrote: | | Malaysia punyer ke mane punye?? Zaman kandos dah lepas... skang neh Cadbury lah |
Akakakakaka..... hah...baru la best ....memang kelakar lawak orang asli kau,
eh ko ni racist ke?? lol
BTW...cokelat Cadbury Malaysia tak best...blueeghhhhhhh nah ni cokelat Thorntons sekotak.....
Yang Ferrero Rocher aku punya MUAHAHAHAHAHA...
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saya nak cokelat BUTTERFINGER..!!
kat mesia takdeee...yg ada band jer...
uwaaaaaaaaaa....
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| Ridzi |
| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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| groovy...lain macam je ni?? lol |
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| Kiah |
| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:41 pm Post subject: Re: erm.. |
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Maskot
Joined: 12 Mar 2004
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| Ridzi wrote: | | Kiah wrote: | | Malaysia punyer ke mane punye?? Zaman kandos dah lepas... skang neh Cadbury lah |
Akakakakaka..... hah...baru la best ....memang kelakar lawak orang asli kau,
eh ko ni racist ke?? lol <--- aku kek???ermm...takde lah buat mase skang neh agak besar kena lah blaja demand..takkan suap jeks ape dpan mata.. 
BTW...cokelat Cadbury Malaysia tak best...blueeghhhhhhh nah ni cokelat Thorntons sekotak.....
Yang Ferrero Rocher aku punya MUAHAHAHAHAHA...
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| lizard |
| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 11:34 am Post subject: |
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korang nie tak abis abis.. satu discrimination terhadap orang asli..
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| Kiah |
| Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:02 pm Post subject: lawak laie |
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Maskot
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"Ali : Aku hairan tengok kau.
Kassim : Kenapa, ada yang tak kena ke?
Ali : Aku hairan tengok kau.
Kassim : Kenapa, ada yang tak kena ke?
Ali : Yelah, kau tu. Aku tengok anak kau bawak kereta mewah. Tapi kau asyik bawak basikal buruk kau tu aje.
Kassim : Dia bolehlah, bapak dia kaya. Bapa aku miskin.
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| omarjamaludin |
| Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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kurang kelakar la....hehe..
jap aku geletek kan diri sendiri ..
hahahahaa ok sudah kelakar sekarang..
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| groovylicious |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 12:10 am Post subject: |
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Are these OBJECTS male or female???
Tire - male
>> because it goes bald and often is overinflated.
Sponges - female
>> because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
Hammer - male
>> because it hasen't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
Kidneys - female
>> because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
Ziplock Bags - male
>> because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
Web Page - female
>> because it is always getting hit on.
Shoe - male
>> because it is usually unpolished, with it's tongue hanging out.
Remote Control - female
>> because it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
Swiss Army Knife - male
>> because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of it's time just opening bottles.
Copier - female
>> because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up, it is an effective reproduction device when the right buttons are pushed, and because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
Hot Air Balloon - male
>> because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and of course, there's the hot air part.
Hourglass - female
>> because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.
Subway - male
>> because it uses the same old lines to pick people up
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| groovylicious |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 12:24 am Post subject: |
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Married Man's Problem
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!
All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says: "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"
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