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| Erylasia |
 Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:00 pm Post subject: Joke 50 sen |
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Seorang budak kecil sedang memanjat pokok mangga ditepi rumahnya,
tetiba dibawahnya melintas penghulu kampung tersebut sambil memandang
keatas.
"Masyaallah" Tok penghulu tersebut tetiba bersuara dan menyuruh budak
kecil tersebut turun. Setelah budak kecil itu turun, Tok penghulu
memarahi beliau.
Tok penghulu : Hey budak, lain kali kalau nak memanjat pokok, pakai
seluar dalam dulu. Tak senonoh betul Tok penghulu tersebut memberikan
wang RM5.00 dan menyuruh budak itu membeli seluar dalam. Setelah pulang
kerumah,budak tersebut menceritakan segala-nya kepada emak nya.
Esok pagi-pagi lagi,emak budak tersebut pula memanjat pokok tersebut
tanpa memakai seluar dalam.
Dalam hatinya berkata "kalau anak aku boleh dapat RM5.00, aku yang dah
besar ni,
koman-koman boleh dapat RM20.00"
Seperti semalam, tok penghulu sekali lagi melintas kawasan tersebut
sambil memandang keatas.
"Masyaallah" sekali lagi tok penghulu terkejut dan memanggil emak
budak tersebut turun.
Dengan hati yang gembira kerana perangkapnya untuk mendapat RM20.00
akhirnya hampir menjadi kenyataan,
Tok penghulu berkata : "Kamu dengan anak kamu sama saja, dah tahu nak
panjat pokok, pakai lah seluar dalam... tak senonoh betul.
Selepas selesai membebel Tok penghulu menyeluk poketnya dan mengambil
wang lalu berkata:-
"Nah 50 sen, pergi beli pisau cukur"
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| Spasmenos |
| Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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| huzai |
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| HuntressM00n |
| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ERY KAU GELI LA!
TADI SEND BENDE PORN KAT KAU.. KATA NAK TUTUP MATA.. KATA KAU TAK TENGOK BENDE CAMTU..
TAPI CERITA NI SAMA KE?
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| Erylasia |
| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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| HuntressM00n |
| Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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Cerita tu memainkan peranan besar dalam minda..
kalau mata kotor boleh cuci..
hak eleh....................
KAKI PORNO! JAHAT! JAHAT! JAHAT!
meh aku cucuk kau dengan lidi..
meh sini.....
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| Erylasia |
| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:16 am Post subject: |
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| huzai |
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| fReqZz |
| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:31 am Post subject: |
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haha... *muntah same* neway.. selamat hari raya bbdk i-bands. lame dah x log site nih... buhsy... naha~
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| Erylasia |
| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:00 am Post subject: |
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| totziens |
| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:00 am Post subject: |
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hehehe...Ery tak layan porn??? hehe...betul tak tu??? macam GAY ke??? hahaha.....I ingat dia kaki porno pula....hahahaha
Wah.....Irene porno supplier pula.....sometimes I dunno why women were usually the suppliers....I used to have 3 women suppliers....hahaha...they either retired/kena banned in their companies now.... |
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| HuntressM00n |
| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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eh i dun watch porn ok.
i am that shy also.
but seriously that was not porn i sent to him.
it was my msn emoticons..
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/wank
/hump
thats all... stupid emoticons
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| totziens |
| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| aiya...I thought I had just found a supplier....hahahaha |
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| HuntressM00n |
| Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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sorry la.. i am not a supplier..
i think the best person would be.... er i also dunno
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