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Hey Ho kids!
Hell, we here at Disarseter Records just want to have a good ole rockin' time. We've never been interested in Politics, Religion, Tree Hugging Activistas, Gender/Diversity Issues or anything that didn't involve, alcohol, loud amplification, copious amounts of alcohol and back stage groupie gymnastics.
No siree, Bob.
However, it's hard to turn a blind eye, particularly when the real world starts invading our rock star cocoon....particularly when it comes armed and start shooting at the youth in our community (more below).
It's a few days till we celebrate the 49th year of independence, a year shy of half a century of self rule.
So, what have we got to show for this? Well, this year, in addition to the Celelebrity Death Match between former and current PM, crooked bridges, cracked flyovers, and trying out how to pay govt contractors the several billion RM owned to them.....we got:
A Fundamentalist, Nationalistic, Brown Power rally to:
- Remind non Malay/muslim citizens that they are "bangsa pendatang"/"bangsa asing", so remember to behave yourselves! For some reason they think just because they contribute to our economy, society and pay taxes, that they are equal to us.
- Remind followers of other faiths that we respect your right to practice your religion and in turn please respect the fact that ours far superior to yours.
-Remind us that matters of faith and belief are NOT personal if you are born muslim, and are to be managed solely by ulamaa's, in particular our buddy the Mufti of Perak - Harry Z as he's known amongst his Hip Hop followers. Also, Lina Joy's been responsible for a recent outbreak of rabies amongst the fundie crowd.
Cops harassing kids:
- Goatgate I New Year's Eve. 300+ kids detained at Paul's Place for devil worship and goat hearding.
- High Noon at the OK Parking Lot AKA Goatgate II - 19 August 2006. Cops go on a cowboy shooting spree outside Paul's Place in Old Klang Road, firing in the air to break up an alleged fight between 2 punk gangs....who I assume were hitting each other with bargain Fender, Gibson and BC Rich knock off guitars and drum sticks because they were frisked for any other weapons.
But in all the gloom above, here's a bright spark!
Technology: We enter the Space Race! Beam me up Scotty!
The first Malaysian astronaut program is underway. This momentous event has spurred a flurry of research and development in the following cutting edge areas:
- Can we get a Batik space suit?
- How do you get the sauce to adhere to your satay in zero G.
- What if the Malaysian astronaut turns out to be Malay muslim (Could he be otherwise? World Beater Squash Champion Nichole's the wrong race and can't let what happened at Everest recur, though we dubiously "salvaged" Moorthy and his corpse) http://tinyurl.com/nl6os
- How's he going to pray and wash himself in zero G.
- How do you compensate for orbital frequencies and relativistic effects of being in orbit to calculate prayer times?
- Which direction do you face?
(Note: No advanced calculus, numerical methods or physics methodologies were abused in the above analyses)
The above priorities sure warm the cockles of this engineer. I'm glad my tax ringgit is going to fund the above studies. I sure as hell can't think of any other experiments that I'd like to conduct in zero G...well maybe beer funnel fluid dynamics may be fun and once I've done those funnels, would I have to pee as bad as if I were on Earth..or would the zero G reduce the strain on my bladder.
Engage, Mr. Crusher.
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For more information on Goatgate II scroll down...
Fly that flag proud, boys and girls & mind the Bollocks.
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GOATGATE II
Got the following in my mail. - Apologies if this cross posted to other threads.
Video's are courtesy of a mysterious rakancop666.
This has an additional download site and I tidied up some of the original links using TinyURL.
EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
A plain clothes police officer shot several rounds into the air to break up an alleged fight in a parking lot in Old Klang Road on Saturday, 19 August 2006. The kids, mostly independent musicians were packing up after a gig at private space, affectionally known as Paul's Place, they rented for the day. I guess the cops assume shooting in the air's fine because they believe bullets will vaporize harmlessly on their way back to the ground, like meteorites. Not.
24 kids were remanded for about 5 days in the Brickfields lock up and released.
Local tabloid, Harian Metro, stated that the police were attacked by a bunch of Dispicable, Satanic, Messy Punks (Punk Bangsat, Punk Setan & Punk Semak) and fired in the air in self defense. This fact was denied by witnesses at the scene. One observer managed to get some video footage.
It's clear from the video that there was no such attack on the plain clothes cop (dressed in dark clothes) who pointed his gun at a carload of kids then fired it in the air. The cop later pointed the gun at Paul Millot (who was unarmed and not attacking anyone - though he's known to attack the laws of Thermodynamics and Physics on a regular basis) and fired shots in the air as he walked toward Paul.
UPDATE 27 August 2006: Malaysian Independent Artists and Musicians shall be taking this and other Goatgate related matters up to the Minister of Youth and Sports, Datuk Azlina Othman Said.
VIDEOS OF GOATGATE II
STREAMING
Watch it (streaming on YouTube.com)
http://tinyurl.com/kykdl
What do you get when you mix Cops, Guns and Musicians, why a music video of course!
Here's the music video of the above incident.
http://tinyurl.com/evrs7
DOWNLOADS
The above videos have also been placed for free download.
Yahoo Briefcase (not sure if you need a Yahoo account to download these).
Shooting video: http://us.f13.yahoofs.com/bc/44ee8f58_2c1c/bc/OpenFire/Cops+firing+at+Paul%27s+Place.wmv?bfCsQ8EBnZFaNHdA
Music video: http://us.f13.yahoofs.com/bc/44ee8f58_2c1c/bc/OpenFire/Shooting+-+Music+Video.wmv?bfCsQ8EBdAcSEjnH
Rakan Cop 666's site - Look Ma! I'm a Cowboy! (this site has a max daily bandwidth, gets exceeded pretty fast).
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