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MAMAK CONSPIRACY - OUT NOW
author: cklife posted: 07 Jan 2007 11:19 AM
MAMAK CONSPIRACY is released now. Available at:

ROCK CORNERS in Klang Valley
Pertama Complex - Acoustic Music
Campbell Complex - Auntie Shop
Campbell Complex - Perfect Music
Central Market Annex - Ricecooker Shop
Inverno Records- Mahkota Parade Melaka








This album has the most provocative lyrics, singalong melody, hummable tunes and silly fun that will make you feel right at home (MALAYSIA BOLEH). Here are the song lists:


[18 asskicking songs with 1 special track- all killer, no filler]

Tensyen

Aku Suka Jolok

Awek Lu Fit

The Cha Cha Ska of Amber Chia

(You Make Me Wanna) Conform

Bangsar Must Burn

Ah Beng Emo Metal Love Song

Pensil Besar

Cialat

Happy

Mumbai Superstar

Kim Jong Il

Juicy Enough For A Squeeze

Satan Wants A Cigarette

This Is Not A Black Metal Song

Girl From Ipoh

Meat In The Plastic Bag

Anyday With A Gig is a Good Day

Pantat Di Indonesia (end track)



Mamak Conspiracy
author: cklife posted: 21 Dec 2006 09:22 PM
Ben’s Bitches – Mamak Conspiracy ( Lyrics )
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TENSYEN

Aku sudah tensyen!!!!!

Apa hal lagi?
Belum dapat gaji.
You ingat aku kuli?
Aku sudah tensyen

Bini sudah lari.
Tinggal anak sini.
Dia mau pergi party.
Aku sudah tensyen

Harga air naik, harga minyak pun naik.
harga electrik pun naik, harga perempuan pun naik.

Mau hisap rokok pun tak boleh sebab mahal.
Tu sama dengan alkohol.. Apa hal??

(Chorus)
Aku Sudah Tensyen. oh oh oh.
Aku Sudah Tensyen. oh oh oh.
Aku Sudah Tensyen. oh oh oh.
Tensyen gila babas. oh oh oh oh

Jalan macam toyol,
masih bayar Tol.
Tapi banyak pothole.
Aku sudah tensyen.

Bina jambatan,
tak sampai Singapura
You jangan pura pura.
Kau memang bodoh!!!

Ekonomi merosot, lubang dalam kasut.
Sungai sudah busuk, pelabur tak mau masuk.

Bila aku mati jangan tanam ku di sini.
Sebab tempat ini bodoh macam babi!!

(repeat chorus)
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AKU SUKA JOLOK

Buah Cempedak Di Luar Pagar,
Ambil Galah Tolong Jolokkan.

Kerana.

Aku Suka Jolok.
Jolok Jolok Jolok.

Cempedak dan Rambutan, Tembikai dan Durian

Aku Budak Baru Belajar,
Kalau Salah Tolong Tunjukkan.

Aku Suka Jolok.
Jolok Jolok Jolok.

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AWEK LU FIT

Pukul satu dua pagi
Belum tidur apa lagi
Pikir tentang awek lu,
cammana mau rampas dari lu.

Mungkin boleh keluar makan
Pasti ko tak mau pinjam.
Kalau ku pun tak mau,
Tanya pun sudah malu

Mana tau dia suka saya,
walaupun gua cina gila

(Chorus)
Awek Lu Fit ya,
Saya minat dia,
Ko nasib baik,
Ku nasib macam taik.
Rambutnya punkrock
Badannya kecil
Matanya besar
Jatuh cinta senang sahaja.

Sekarang ko ada awek baru,
Yang lama pulak tak tahu,
Dia layan lu buang masa,
lebih baik dia couple dengan saya.

Kami sorok sorok keluar makan.
lepas tu ke pawagam.
Baru dia boleh rasakan,
cammana cara betul layan perempuan.

Mana tahu suka sahaja,
Sekarang I kena tukar agama

(Chorus)
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THE CHA CHA SKA OF AMBER CHIA

I am gila, gila for Amber Chia,
Everytime I go to the health Spa,
There's no girl that come close to you lar,
that's why I gila, gila for Amber Chia (cha cha cha)

Amber Chia, I love you Amber Chia,
Dance with me, and do that Cha Cha Cha,
Hannah Tan, She's shorter than you are,
So Amber Chia, I picked you instead larrrr.

Take a 'Guess', who's wearing a brand new dress.
It's Amber Chia, the spotlight of the press.
May I know the Size of your ... ?
I wonder if my head could ever take a rest. (on your breast)

Amber Chia, I love you Amber Chia,
Dance with me, and do that Cha Cha Cha,
Amber Chia, Original Cina.
Unlike celup, like Marion Caunter.

The only drawback on you is that, I find you're way to skinny.
So go put on some weight ,but not too much, like Joanna Bessey

Amber Chia, I love you Amber Chia,
Dance with me, and do that Cha Cha Cha,
Amber Chia, I love your bee stung lips,
They're so huge, they're bigger than my tiiiiiiitsssss....
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(YOU MAKE ME WANNA) CONFORM

You make me wanna conform
And put on a uniform
And go fill up a form
Which always takes too long

You make me wanna sing along...to yer song
You make me wanna conform

You make me cancel all my plans
You make me sit through traffic jams
You censor all my favourite shows
You restrict where I wanna go

The only place I'm going to is Crazy!
You make me wanna conform…….arrrr

Ya think I'm so rebellious
Never thought it was so obvious
All I did was get delirious
Didn't think it's get so serious

Kow-tow to the state apparatus
Like a hot rod up yer anus
Thought I had the devil's curse
It was just empty purse

C...O...N...F...O...R...M...
Fuck you...
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BANGSAR MUST BURN

(Somebody get me a drink)

Polluted and infested by the upper class
The drunks in one corner and the radicals in the other
A stupid place where people go to look good
Everywhere you look you see Clint Eastwood

Bangsar Must Burn
Get rid of the germs
Bangsar Must Burn
For them all to learn

The activists gather at the university grounds
The ISA comes and they scatter around
The kids go out drinking at the pubs at night
They go out get drunk and start a fight

Bangsar Must Burn
Get rid of the germs
Bangsar Must Burn
For them all to learn

(Bangsar Must Burn)
In the daytime this place actually looks decent
There is no harm in coming here for a good reason
But it’s still a snobby place where people go to look good
Everywhere you look you see Clint Eastwood

I hate you all!!!!.... (Stay away from Subang Jaya OK)

Everyone goes back at 2am
They smell real bad but they try to pretend
To look good with their drinks in their own hand
Someone should tell them that they should kill themselves!

Bangsar Must Burn!
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AH BENG EMO METAL LOVE SONG

(Chorus)
Oh my darling ar…
I love you.. I love you..
Oh my darling ar..
I love you.. I love you.

I’ll buy you Jay Chao’s CD,
If you ‘hang kai’ with me,
I’ll buy you those Versace (Ver- Sar- Chi)
To go ‘feng tau’ with me,

(Chorus)

I’ll take you to eat Bah Kut Teh,
And ,watch Andy Lau’s movie,
I’ll buy you Hello Kitty,
So you won’t feel lonely,

(Chorus)

I LOVE YOU.. I LOVE YOU… I LOVE YOU… I LOVE YOU
I’LL EVEN CUT OFF MY ‘LANCHIOW’ FOR YOU…
I’LL GO ‘PEK YAU’ TO DIE FOR YOU…

(Chorus)
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PENSIL BESAR

Di dalam begku ada pensil box. Di dalamnya ada pensil.

Semakin hari ia semakin panjang.
Puncaknya selalu tajam.
Jikalau anda mahu meminjamnya.
Ingat ia pensil saya.

Saya ada pensil besar.
Saya ada pensil besar.
Perempuan suka pensil saya.
Kerana pensil saya besar.

Bukan saiznya yang penting. Tetapi cara menulis dengannya.

Semakin hari ia semakin panjang.
Puncaknya selalu tajam.
Jikalau anda mahu meminjamnya.
Ingat ia pensil saya.

Saya ada pensil besar.
Saya ada pensil besar.
Perempuan suka pensil saya.
Kerana pensil saya besar.

(Saya ada pensil besar.)
(Bukan saiznya yang penting. Tetapi cara menulis dengannya.)
(Di dalam begku ada pensil box. Di dalamnya ada pensil.)
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CIALAT
(Wa.. le si beh cialat eh)
You kena tiau by your taukeh [You got Screwed by your Boss]

Cialat, you are so cialat [ Fucked, You’re so Fucked]
You made me say, Wah Lau Eh

Eh Eh Eh… Ehhhverybody

Cialat, you are so cialat
You made me say, Wah Lau Eh!!!
_____________________________________________________
HAPPY

Are you happy?
Are you lonely?
Would you like to go out with me
And turn the heat up on those scums

Singing love songs
When the world gone wrong
They're dancing on till dawn
Lets screw their world!

Cause they told me,
"Well, everything's alright"
And they want me,
"Stay deaf, dumb and blind"

But there,
Lives a man upon the streets,
With boxes and no meals
And there,
Sits a mom with can in hand,
She's singing at my feet
Should I,
Shut my eyes,
Blind out their cries,
And leave them 'pon their knees
As this world goes round
With dollars and pounds
The rich, the strong
The mighty
__________________________________________________
MUMBAI SUPERSTAR

Arrrrrrr…

I’d like to take you to the mountain.
Along with a hundred of my back up dancers
Then I looked …left ….right …left …then I hide behind a tree
Just to catch a glimpse of you in your saree…..

Minachi Minachi Minachi Minachi
Come and dance with me
I am your papadam, tabla goes dum dum dum.
Come and dance with me

I’m a Bombay superstar.

I’ll take on all the vicious enemy. Come come.
A few hundreds of them surround me. aiyoyo
Then I fight.. (dus das bang).. I’m undefeatable
Though I’m slashed, hacked and shot. I’m unbreakable.

Ey Tambi, Ey Tambi, Ey Tambi, Ey Tambi,
Come and fight with me.
I’ll fight my enemy like I make chapatti,
Come and fight with me.

I’m a Mumbai superstar.

Minachi Minachi Minachi Minachi ..Aiyo
Come and dance with me
I am your papadam, tabla goes dum dum dum.
Come and dance with me
Oh my love!……….Come and dance with me.
Back up dancers dei!….Come and dance with me

I’m a Mumbai superstar
___________________________________________
KIM JONG IL

Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il is a mad man, he wants to rule the world
Kim Jong Il is a bad man, he got WMDs
Kim Jong Il is a very bad man, he makes George Bush piss in his pants
Kim Jong Il is a mad man, he wants to rule the world

Kim Jong Il
Loves to kill
Mr Kim Jong Il

Mao Zedong

Mao Zedong is a mad man, he wants to rule the world
Mao Zedong is a bad man, he’s dead but he still want to rule the world
Mao Zedong is a very bad man, he makes Henry Kissinger piss in his pants
Mao Zedong is a mad man, he wants to rule the world

Mao Zedong
You are a dugong
Already kong

Communist!
___________________________________________________
JUICY ENOUGH FOR A SQUEEZE

Things I like to see,
Things I like to touch
Mine are very small
Why don’t you just show me your big

Tetek

It must look juicy
I want it with surgery
Don’t waste your time with creams
I just want you to have a big

Tetek

Neh nen Neh Nen Neh Nen

Tetek.
_________________________________________________
SATAN WANTS A CIGARETTE

He doesn’t want your immortal soul
Satan wants a cigarette
He doesn’t want to make you steal
Satan wants a cigarette
He doesn’t want to make you cheat
Satan wants a cigarette
He’s pretty cool, he’s pretty neat
Somebody give him a cigarette

It’s getting warm down there
All my buddies are hanging out down there
I want to go down there
To see my buddies

No ecstasy no alcohol
Satan wants a cigarette
No KFC no footieball
Satan wants a cigarette
No nasi lemak or cendol
Satan wants a cigarette
Philip Morris better give him all
Somebody give him a cigarette

I don’t want freedom, I don’t want liberty
I just want my cigarette
I don’t want to fight with social insanity
I just want my cigarette
I don’t want to argue about the tak nak campaign
I just nak my cigarette
Don’t care if it’s hot or if I’m in the rain
Somebody get me my cigarette
________________________________________________
THIS IS NOT A BLACK METAL SONG

Arrrrrrr

I grow long hair, and wear black t-shirt,
I eat curry mutton for my breakfast,
there are some goats behind my house.
but that does not mean i'm into Black Metal.

THIS IS NOT A BLACK METAL SONG-

WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ALONG?

Even soccer fans, they paint their face.
and Britney Spears wore spikes on her body,
I growl whenever I have sorethroat,
but that does not that I'm into Black Metal.

THIS IS NOT A BLACK METAL SONG-

WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ALONG?

Everybody has the right to be black..
__________________________________________________
GIRL FROM IPOH

When you find yourself on a lonely highway
Tuesday night and it's wet and foggy
Just think back six days ago
This started with a girl called Nessa Yeo

Still in high school and underaged
But physically matured for this stage
Daughter of Frankenstein, two bolts in the neck
She's listening to Rammstein.. wont hold nothing back

whoaa....

I wanna score with a 16 year old Girl from Ipoh
Whoa Girl from Ipoh, whoa
I wanna score with a 16 year old girl from ipoh

Stop right there, i know what you're thinking,
An 8 years age gap can be deceiving
But no one wants to be like Peter Pan,
So you should start dating older men

Can go without shower foam for one week plus,
and still entice me with her musk,
The perfect combination of local and caucassian
Makes all the other girls look like tacky immitations

whoa..

I'm gonna score with a 16 year old girl, from Ipoh
Sweet and sour peanut buttered
Girl from Ipoh
Growing up fast, has a nice ass
I'm wanna score with a 16 year old girl, from Ipoh

whoa..

The other girls laugh behind her back
They cant understand the way she acts

I'm driving down a lonely highway
its 3 am and the cops are behind me
thats what you get from screwing round
with an underaged girl from another town

Maybe you'll be wiser when you're 18,
Please don't ask me what that means,
You'll be in my dreams tonight,
and in my dreams we'll be doing it alright, tonight.

Have you seen her
Have you seen her
Have you seen the girl from Ipoh
Have you seen her
Have you seen her
Have you seen the girl from Ipoh
_________________________________________________
MEAT IN THE PLASTIC BAG

Meat In The Plastic Bag
No blood on my hand

I bought from a butcher
A vegan American
I’m not a murderer
Not a Vegetarian

Meat In The Plastic Bag
No blood on my hand

I bought from a butcher
A vegan American
I’m not a murderer
Not a fucking barbarian

Why be a Vegan, when you’re a murderer?
_____________________________________________________
ANYDAY WITH A GIG IS A GOOD DAY

Any Day With A Gig Is A Good Day
Any Day With A Gig Is A Good Day

Long time ago, we have gig everyday
Why oh why did we let them take that away
I like to pogo, I also like to mosh too
When my friend fall down I know the right thing to do

Why do we need a permit?
To have a simple show
Music no hurt nobody
It helps everyone to grow
Instead of just existing
And going insane
So Mr Politician don’t point you finger at us and blame

Now we talk about freedom and we talk about peace
Still I don’t know how to make this censorship cease
For things that I want to say cannot be said
So I have to shut up my mouth instead

This isn’t just for me
This also for you
So go and start a band if you got nothing to do
Don’t just be a robot
And listen to the news
It’s Harian Metro that worship Satan not me so don’t accuse

_____________________________________________________
PANTAT DI INDONESIA [Hidden Track]

Pantat di Indonesia
tak sama di Malaysia ka?

Tak Bisa Ngentot Iye?

Eh Lonte, Isep Kontol gua
Oh Cewek, Toket kau besar

Tak Bisa Ngentot Iye?

Pantat di Indonesia
tak sama di Malaysia Ka?

Tak Bisa Ngentot Iye?

Lagu Indonesia, semua lagu Jiwang,
Inilah lagu yang Goblok untukmu
Lagu Indonesia, semua lagu Jiwang,
Inilah lagu yang Goblok untukmu.

Goblok!





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