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MAMAK CONSPIRACY - OUT NOW
author: cklife	posted: 07 Jan 2007 11:19 AM
MAMAK CONSPIRACY is released now. Available at: ROCK CORNERS in Klang Valley Pertama Complex - Acoustic Music Campbell Complex - Auntie Shop Campbell Complex - Perfect Music Central Market Annex - Ricecooker Shop Inverno Records- Mahkota Parade Melaka This album has the most provocative lyrics, singalong melody, hummable tunes and silly fun that will make you feel right at home (MALAYSIA BOLEH). Here are the song lists: [18 asskicking songs with 1 special track- all killer, no filler] Tensyen Aku Suka Jolok Awek Lu Fit The Cha Cha Ska of Amber Chia (You Make Me Wanna) Conform Bangsar Must Burn Ah Beng Emo Metal Love Song Pensil Besar Cialat Happy Mumbai Superstar Kim Jong Il Juicy Enough For A Squeeze Satan Wants A Cigarette This Is Not A Black Metal Song Girl From Ipoh Meat In The Plastic Bag Anyday With A Gig is a Good Day Pantat Di Indonesia (end track)

Mamak Conspiracy
author: cklife	posted: 21 Dec 2006 09:22 PM
Ben�s Bitches � Mamak Conspiracy ( Lyrics ) __________________________________ TENSYEN Aku sudah tensyen!!!!! Apa hal lagi? Belum dapat gaji. You ingat aku kuli? Aku sudah tensyen Bini sudah lari. Tinggal anak sini. Dia mau pergi party. Aku sudah tensyen Harga air naik, harga minyak pun naik. harga electrik pun naik, harga perempuan pun naik. Mau hisap rokok pun tak boleh sebab mahal. Tu sama dengan alkohol.. Apa hal?? (Chorus) Aku Sudah Tensyen. oh oh oh. Aku Sudah Tensyen. oh oh oh. Aku Sudah Tensyen. oh oh oh. Tensyen gila babas. oh oh oh oh Jalan macam toyol, masih bayar Tol. Tapi banyak pothole. Aku sudah tensyen. Bina jambatan, tak sampai Singapura You jangan pura pura. Kau memang bodoh!!! Ekonomi merosot, lubang dalam kasut. Sungai sudah busuk, pelabur tak mau masuk. Bila aku mati jangan tanam ku di sini. Sebab tempat ini bodoh macam babi!! (repeat chorus) ___________________________________________ AKU SUKA JOLOK Buah Cempedak Di Luar Pagar, Ambil Galah Tolong Jolokkan. Kerana. Aku Suka Jolok. Jolok Jolok Jolok. Cempedak dan Rambutan, Tembikai dan Durian Aku Budak Baru Belajar, Kalau Salah Tolong Tunjukkan. Aku Suka Jolok. Jolok Jolok Jolok. ____________________________________________ AWEK LU FIT Pukul satu dua pagi Belum tidur apa lagi Pikir tentang awek lu, cammana mau rampas dari lu. Mungkin boleh keluar makan Pasti ko tak mau pinjam. Kalau ku pun tak mau, Tanya pun sudah malu Mana tau dia suka saya, walaupun gua cina gila (Chorus) Awek Lu Fit ya, Saya minat dia, Ko nasib baik, Ku nasib macam taik. Rambutnya punkrock Badannya kecil Matanya besar Jatuh cinta senang sahaja. Sekarang ko ada awek baru, Yang lama pulak tak tahu, Dia layan lu buang masa, lebih baik dia couple dengan saya. Kami sorok sorok keluar makan. lepas tu ke pawagam. Baru dia boleh rasakan, cammana cara betul layan perempuan. Mana tahu suka sahaja, Sekarang I kena tukar agama (Chorus) ________________________________________ THE CHA CHA SKA OF AMBER CHIA I am gila, gila for Amber Chia, Everytime I go to the health Spa, There's no girl that come close to you lar, that's why I gila, gila for Amber Chia (cha cha cha) Amber Chia, I love you Amber Chia, Dance with me, and do that Cha Cha Cha, Hannah Tan, She's shorter than you are, So Amber Chia, I picked you instead larrrr. Take a 'Guess', who's wearing a brand new dress. It's Amber Chia, the spotlight of the press. May I know the Size of your ... ? I wonder if my head could ever take a rest. (on your breast) Amber Chia, I love you Amber Chia, Dance with me, and do that Cha Cha Cha, Amber Chia, Original Cina. Unlike celup, like Marion Caunter. The only drawback on you is that, I find you're way to skinny. So go put on some weight ,but not too much, like Joanna Bessey Amber Chia, I love you Amber Chia, Dance with me, and do that Cha Cha Cha, Amber Chia, I love your bee stung lips, They're so huge, they're bigger than my tiiiiiiitsssss.... ________________________________________________ (YOU MAKE ME WANNA) CONFORM You make me wanna conform And put on a uniform And go fill up a form Which always takes too long You make me wanna sing along...to yer song You make me wanna conform You make me cancel all my plans You make me sit through traffic jams You censor all my favourite shows You restrict where I wanna go The only place I'm going to is Crazy! You make me wanna conform��.arrrr Ya think I'm so rebellious Never thought it was so obvious All I did was get delirious Didn't think it's get so serious Kow-tow to the state apparatus Like a hot rod up yer anus Thought I had the devil's curse It was just empty purse C...O...N...F...O...R...M... Fuck you... ______________________________________________ BANGSAR MUST BURN (Somebody get me a drink) Polluted and infested by the upper class The drunks in one corner and the radicals in the other A stupid place where people go to look good Everywhere you look you see Clint Eastwood Bangsar Must Burn Get rid of the germs Bangsar Must Burn For them all to learn The activists gather at the university grounds The ISA comes and they scatter around The kids go out drinking at the pubs at night They go out get drunk and start a fight Bangsar Must Burn Get rid of the germs Bangsar Must Burn For them all to learn (Bangsar Must Burn) In the daytime this place actually looks decent There is no harm in coming here for a good reason But it�s still a snobby place where people go to look good Everywhere you look you see Clint Eastwood I hate you all!!!!.... (Stay away from Subang Jaya OK) Everyone goes back at 2am They smell real bad but they try to pretend To look good with their drinks in their own hand Someone should tell them that they should kill themselves! Bangsar Must Burn! ____________________________________________ AH BENG EMO METAL LOVE SONG (Chorus) Oh my darling ar� I love you.. I love you.. Oh my darling ar.. I love you.. I love you. I�ll buy you Jay Chao�s CD, If you �hang kai� with me, I�ll buy you those Versace (Ver- Sar- Chi) To go �feng tau� with me, (Chorus) I�ll take you to eat Bah Kut Teh, And ,watch Andy Lau�s movie, I�ll buy you Hello Kitty, So you won�t feel lonely, (Chorus) I LOVE YOU.. I LOVE YOU� I LOVE YOU� I LOVE YOU I�LL EVEN CUT OFF MY �LANCHIOW� FOR YOU� I�LL GO �PEK YAU� TO DIE FOR YOU� (Chorus) __________________________________________________ PENSIL BESAR Di dalam begku ada pensil box. Di dalamnya ada pensil. Semakin hari ia semakin panjang. Puncaknya selalu tajam. Jikalau anda mahu meminjamnya. Ingat ia pensil saya. Saya ada pensil besar. Saya ada pensil besar. Perempuan suka pensil saya. Kerana pensil saya besar. Bukan saiznya yang penting. Tetapi cara menulis dengannya. Semakin hari ia semakin panjang. Puncaknya selalu tajam. Jikalau anda mahu meminjamnya. Ingat ia pensil saya. Saya ada pensil besar. Saya ada pensil besar. Perempuan suka pensil saya. Kerana pensil saya besar. (Saya ada pensil besar.) (Bukan saiznya yang penting. Tetapi cara menulis dengannya.) (Di dalam begku ada pensil box. Di dalamnya ada pensil.) _________________________________________________ CIALAT (Wa.. le si beh cialat eh) You kena tiau by your taukeh [You got Screwed by your Boss] Cialat, you are so cialat [ Fucked, You�re so Fucked] You made me say, Wah Lau Eh Eh Eh Eh� Ehhhverybody Cialat, you are so cialat You made me say, Wah Lau Eh!!! _____________________________________________________ HAPPY Are you happy? Are you lonely? Would you like to go out with me And turn the heat up on those scums Singing love songs When the world gone wrong They're dancing on till dawn Lets screw their world! Cause they told me, "Well, everything's alright" And they want me, "Stay deaf, dumb and blind" But there, Lives a man upon the streets, With boxes and no meals And there, Sits a mom with can in hand, She's singing at my feet Should I, Shut my eyes, Blind out their cries, And leave them 'pon their knees As this world goes round With dollars and pounds The rich, the strong The mighty __________________________________________________ MUMBAI SUPERSTAR Arrrrrrr� I�d like to take you to the mountain. Along with a hundred of my back up dancers Then I looked �left �.right �left �then I hide behind a tree Just to catch a glimpse of you in your saree�.. Minachi Minachi Minachi Minachi Come and dance with me I am your papadam, tabla goes dum dum dum. Come and dance with me I�m a Bombay superstar. I�ll take on all the vicious enemy. Come come. A few hundreds of them surround me. aiyoyo Then I fight.. (dus das bang).. I�m undefeatable Though I�m slashed, hacked and shot. I�m unbreakable. Ey Tambi, Ey Tambi, Ey Tambi, Ey Tambi, Come and fight with me. I�ll fight my enemy like I make chapatti, Come and fight with me. I�m a Mumbai superstar. Minachi Minachi Minachi Minachi ..Aiyo Come and dance with me I am your papadam, tabla goes dum dum dum. Come and dance with me Oh my love!��.Come and dance with me. Back up dancers dei!�.Come and dance with me I�m a Mumbai superstar ___________________________________________ KIM JONG IL Kim Jong Il Kim Jong Il is a mad man, he wants to rule the world Kim Jong Il is a bad man, he got WMDs Kim Jong Il is a very bad man, he makes George Bush piss in his pants Kim Jong Il is a mad man, he wants to rule the world Kim Jong Il Loves to kill Mr Kim Jong Il Mao Zedong Mao Zedong is a mad man, he wants to rule the world Mao Zedong is a bad man, he�s dead but he still want to rule the world Mao Zedong is a very bad man, he makes Henry Kissinger piss in his pants Mao Zedong is a mad man, he wants to rule the world Mao Zedong You are a dugong Already kong Communist! ___________________________________________________ JUICY ENOUGH FOR A SQUEEZE Things I like to see, Things I like to touch Mine are very small Why don�t you just show me your big Tetek It must look juicy I want it with surgery Don�t waste your time with creams I just want you to have a big Tetek Neh nen Neh Nen Neh Nen Tetek. _________________________________________________ SATAN WANTS A CIGARETTE He doesn�t want your immortal soul Satan wants a cigarette He doesn�t want to make you steal Satan wants a cigarette He doesn�t want to make you cheat Satan wants a cigarette He�s pretty cool, he�s pretty neat Somebody give him a cigarette It�s getting warm down there All my buddies are hanging out down there I want to go down there To see my buddies No ecstasy no alcohol Satan wants a cigarette No KFC no footieball Satan wants a cigarette No nasi lemak or cendol Satan wants a cigarette Philip Morris better give him all Somebody give him a cigarette I don�t want freedom, I don�t want liberty I just want my cigarette I don�t want to fight with social insanity I just want my cigarette I don�t want to argue about the tak nak campaign I just nak my cigarette Don�t care if it�s hot or if I�m in the rain Somebody get me my cigarette ________________________________________________ THIS IS NOT A BLACK METAL SONG Arrrrrrr I grow long hair, and wear black t-shirt, I eat curry mutton for my breakfast, there are some goats behind my house. but that does not mean i'm into Black Metal. THIS IS NOT A BLACK METAL SONG- WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ALONG? Even soccer fans, they paint their face. and Britney Spears wore spikes on her body, I growl whenever I have sorethroat, but that does not that I'm into Black Metal. THIS IS NOT A BLACK METAL SONG- WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ALONG? Everybody has the right to be black.. __________________________________________________ GIRL FROM IPOH When you find yourself on a lonely highway Tuesday night and it's wet and foggy Just think back six days ago This started with a girl called Nessa Yeo Still in high school and underaged But physically matured for this stage Daughter of Frankenstein, two bolts in the neck She's listening to Rammstein.. wont hold nothing back whoaa.... I wanna score with a 16 year old Girl from Ipoh Whoa Girl from Ipoh, whoa I wanna score with a 16 year old girl from ipoh Stop right there, i know what you're thinking, An 8 years age gap can be deceiving But no one wants to be like Peter Pan, So you should start dating older men Can go without shower foam for one week plus, and still entice me with her musk, The perfect combination of local and caucassian Makes all the other girls look like tacky immitations whoa.. I'm gonna score with a 16 year old girl, from Ipoh Sweet and sour peanut buttered Girl from Ipoh Growing up fast, has a nice ass I'm wanna score with a 16 year old girl, from Ipoh whoa.. The other girls laugh behind her back They cant understand the way she acts I'm driving down a lonely highway its 3 am and the cops are behind me thats what you get from screwing round with an underaged girl from another town Maybe you'll be wiser when you're 18, Please don't ask me what that means, You'll be in my dreams tonight, and in my dreams we'll be doing it alright, tonight. Have you seen her Have you seen her Have you seen the girl from Ipoh Have you seen her Have you seen her Have you seen the girl from Ipoh _________________________________________________ MEAT IN THE PLASTIC BAG Meat In The Plastic Bag No blood on my hand I bought from a butcher A vegan American I�m not a murderer Not a Vegetarian Meat In The Plastic Bag No blood on my hand I bought from a butcher A vegan American I�m not a murderer Not a fucking barbarian Why be a Vegan, when you�re a murderer? _____________________________________________________ ANYDAY WITH A GIG IS A GOOD DAY Any Day With A Gig Is A Good Day Any Day With A Gig Is A Good Day Long time ago, we have gig everyday Why oh why did we let them take that away I like to pogo, I also like to mosh too When my friend fall down I know the right thing to do Why do we need a permit? To have a simple show Music no hurt nobody It helps everyone to grow Instead of just existing And going insane So Mr Politician don�t point you finger at us and blame Now we talk about freedom and we talk about peace Still I don�t know how to make this censorship cease For things that I want to say cannot be said So I have to shut up my mouth instead This isn�t just for me This also for you So go and start a band if you got nothing to do Don�t just be a robot And listen to the news It�s Harian Metro that worship Satan not me so don�t accuse _____________________________________________________ PANTAT DI INDONESIA [Hidden Track] Pantat di Indonesia tak sama di Malaysia ka? Tak Bisa Ngentot Iye? Eh Lonte, Isep Kontol gua Oh Cewek, Toket kau besar Tak Bisa Ngentot Iye? Pantat di Indonesia tak sama di Malaysia Ka? Tak Bisa Ngentot Iye? Lagu Indonesia, semua lagu Jiwang, Inilah lagu yang Goblok untukmu Lagu Indonesia, semua lagu Jiwang, Inilah lagu yang Goblok untukmu. Goblok!

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