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Jiro
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:33 am    Post subject: Dear Youjizz.com Reply with quote



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Dear YouJizz.com,

I’ve been a regular user for about two years, and I want to thank you for all you’ve given to me. Providing free hardcore pornography to anyone with an internet connection is no easy task, yet somehow, day after day, you make it happen. You’re like the Robin Hood of online smut, robbing from the rich, and giving to the poor, ugly, and unemployed.

That being said, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that I will no longer be frequenting your site. My reasoning is simple. I no longer wish to be subjected to shemale porn randomly and without warning. Why you allow chicks and chicks with dicks to mingle freely on your front page is beyond my comprehension, and frankly, it’s something I do not wish to comprehend.

Admittedly, I’m not a very adventurous guy. I don‘t like group scenes. I’ve tried to get into “Squirting,” and I’ll admit that Cytheria is quite a performer. But I’m pretty sure some of those girls are just urinating on themselves, and that’s not my thing. Also, you can call me a racist, but the interracial stuff doesn’t float my boat either since I have a hard time imagining myself with a big black phallus, which takes me out of the scene.

But at the end of the day, I understand that the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for me, may not be right for some. So who am I to say what’s acceptable?

First they came for the bukkake, and I said nothing because I didn’t watch gangbangs. Next they came for water sports, and again I said nothing, because I wasn’t into pee. But then, when they came for the lesbian ATM, there was no one left to speak for me.

However, shemale porn is an entirely different animal. Browsing for straight porn and randomly seeing a chick with a dick isn’t like finding a stray mushroom on a cheese pizza. You can’t simply pick it off or eat around it. It’s more like a turd in your martini. Even if you remove it, the essence has permeated the entire drink. It sticks with you.

So you’ll understand my frustration upon encountering a picture of some she-he’s junk while I search for a video of Faye Reagan scissoring Samantha Saint. Try as I might to focus on the naked women doing awful, wonderful things to each other, the image of the lady-boy has worked its way into my subconscious. This makes for a very uncomfortable situation. Am I enjoying the women on the screen, or am I secretly being aroused by the image of the back-door tranny? That’s a question I don’t want to have to ask myself under normal circumstances, much less when I’m visiting your site for recreational purposes.

Thus far, my complaint has focused on she-males. But the same is true of gay porn. What five men and a cucumber are paid to do in the privacy of some West Hollywood flophouse is of no concern to me. But when you randomly throw it in the middle of a bunch of straight porn clips, you make it my business. And the same goes for another disturbing trend I’ve noticed on your site: incest porn. This is even more egregious because the pictures seem harmless. It is only after reading the title that you realize you’ve been looking at “Son Blackmails Mommy.” Totally unacceptable.

What makes the entire situation so frustrating is the fact that this could easily be rectified. Why not simply keep the she-males in a separate, yet equal, corner of the site that someone won‘t happen upon by accident. Or, if you insist on having it on the front page, at least give me the option to block videos that are hermaphroditic in nature. This would also allow trannys and tranny lovers alike to block out images of naked women, which for all I know, they may find equally offensive.

Well, there you have it. Until these problems are rectified, I can not in good conscience continue to frequent your site. I hope you understand that this is not done out of malice. I wish you the best of luck, and I look forward to the day when I can return to your site without fear.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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kan aku dah ckp kena block...dari hari tu aku dah tanya hg kan? hehehe
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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baca dulu kasi paham boleh tak? takde nye aku cerita pasal kene block kat dalam surat tuh..haishh
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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abang aslam telah menggelabit ke alam pohon cemara
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Jiro wrote:
baca dulu kasi paham boleh tak? takde nye aku cerita pasal kene block kat dalam surat tuh..haishh



kalau panjang2 ni...aku cam mls sikit.... Laughing


nnt aku baca...jgn marah... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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kalau malas takpe...alasan di terima..

tapi kalau cakap tak faham simple english..haishhh...
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Ini sebenarnya surat yang penuh dengan falsafah. Tak caya?

For those nerdies will say:
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

For others, they will say:
My Jiro always said, "Life was like a site of Youjizz. you never know what you're gonna get."

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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oRden wrote:
Ini sebenarnya surat yang penuh dengan falsafah. Tak caya?

For those nerdies will say:
My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

For others, they will say:
My Jiro always said, "Life was like a site of Youjizz. you never know what you're gonna get."

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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aku merajinkan diri utk baca....hehe


nasib baik selama ni aku x jadi mcm hg....xpernah pun jumpa video shemale2 ni....tapi tu dulu...sekarang ni aku xleh bukak la....kenapa ha...kwn aku bukak bleh ja....bengang btol aku....dia pakai p1 wimax....xtau la kot2 TM dah block...hg pakai apa?? bleh bukak ?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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hahaha....


kalau yang kena block tu, tukar IP add je, tamat cerita
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Straight porn RULES!!!!!!!!


Blacklist yg aku xkan tgk...

Gay porn: nk muntah aku...
BBW/mature: ilang selera mkn seminggu...
Interracial: sori ye, aku racist.. specifically kepada negro2 ni..
MMF/FFM/Gangbang/Bukkake/SM: x bukak trus...
Preggo: gile pnya pmpuan, x sedar2 diri...
Thai/Pinoy: eee, geli aku, mcm prdagangan seks kanak2 x ckup zat...
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