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| Ridzi |
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Thats a good one!!! 
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| deadzid |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| omarjamaludin wrote: | kurang kelakar la....hehe..
jap aku geletek kan diri sendiri ..
hahahahaa ok sudah kelakar sekarang.. |
hahahahhaha cibai.. yg ni lagi kelakar! Awak ni kurang ajar lah!
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| Ridzi |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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Q : Whats the difference between a battery and a woman??
A : A battery has a positive side...hehhe
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| Ridzi |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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Picture perfect
A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."
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| groovylicious |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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Funny Classified Section Ad!
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| groovylicious |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.
One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
"She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs and a tight ass.
What's your wife look like?"
"Never mind, let's look for yours!"
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| groovylicious |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but
then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith "
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| Ridzi |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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| art_tech |
| Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:46 am Post subject: |
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wahahahahaha!!!
giler lawak siut!!!
bagus! bagus!
teruskan!!
ko amik kat maner jokes ni?
+ laugh out louder and heavier! + |
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| eniQma |
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wahaha...kelakar pulak baca nih bulan2 posa nih...ahaha
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| jibraun |
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Korekan berjaye...!!!
Hahaha
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