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Jailhouserock
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Boleh ajar aku cara2 nak buat tak?
trimas.
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ZiNK
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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hahaha. ni la dirty secret aku yg ke2. reti buat bende bahaye Razz

bahan-bahan:
botol kaca, jgn amik botol livita, kecik sgt, kalau bleh carik yg senang pecah
minyak tanah/cecair yg senang dibakar
kain

mule2 isi botol tu ngan minyak tanah. pastu basahkan kain dgn minyak dan gulungkan die. sumbat kain tu kat botol. make sure ade yg keluar dr botol utk dijadikan sumbu. tadaa. siap molotov cocktail.

care2 menggunakannya:
bakar kain yg terkeluar tu. pastikan anda berada 10 kaki jauh drp target anda. baling molotov sekuat hati ke arah target. lepas botol kene pada target dan pecah, minyak akan tersebar kat semua arah, dah puh! jadilah unggun api! haha. mcm iklan koko crunch plak.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, kat luar boleh la. nak bakar rumah sendiri ape?

hope i'm not breaking any i-bands policy
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Jailhouserock
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Coolest stuff !!
Trimas!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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aku xjamin ko tak kene tangkap. kene tangkap jgn carik aku!!!
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Jailhouserock
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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don't worry.
aku mgkin try tahun depan masa sebelum raya. asyik2 main meriam jek bebudak la ni.
skali skala try la molotov cocktail pulak. hehe.
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hahaha. tapi molotov tu tak meletup. die cume buat bende senang terbakar aje. kalo nk effect bunyi meletup ko g baling masuk dlm keter. haha.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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luc.warve wrote:
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I'm a porn addict. I like to collect retro or classic porns. For example porn from the 70s to early 90s.

My favourite porntars are Annette Haven, Ginger Lynn, Desiree Cousteau, Nikki Dial and Asia Carrera! Yeah!


apasal tak bagitau sialll!!!........isk...aku nak gaK!....

well..as for me.....i love to stare at butts (lovely ones la of course!)...i dun know why!......


Aku download jerlah, guna cousin aku punya streamyx connection. hahahah.... Dia marah kalau aku download movie file besar-besar....
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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mrbungle wrote:
a . i wrote:
I'm a porn addict. I like to collect retro or classic porns. For example porn from the 70s to early 90s.

My favourite porntars are Annette Haven, Ginger Lynn, Desiree Cousteau, Nikki Dial and Asia Carrera! Yeah!


ko lupe sorang lagi....rabecca lord!!! tetek besarr siiall!!!


Rebecca Lord eh... I'll try look for her videos and download! Thanks Mr Bungle! Oh ya, I also like Tracy Lords because of how she moans and groans...eheheh

Habislah my secret.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Ooh..Ooh...I got another one. I peed inside a soap lotion bottle which belongs to my ex-gf's grandmother.

Why? She said "ciak sai"(eat shit) at me while I was playing the video game. I assumed that I played too long and interrupted her chinese show.

heheheh
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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nakalnya
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Just came back from the Education Fair in sabah and sarawak.

It was awesome, i made the two guys from Apiit, one is a lecturer (whom we made him drunk) act so gay with a punjabi dude who was wearing my leopard skin underwear.

My dirty little secret, i video taped it and saved it in their phone. what to do, i am too nice.

oh heres one....


I perform curses when i am pissed off with someone. and it always comes true.
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Jailhouserock
PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Geez.. your a witch. You should go to Hogwarts.. =P
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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secret??
im planning to ruin my lect life...
got any suggestion???

i h8 that f##ker
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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wahh............ i never hated any lecturers, in fact i was always the lecturer's pet.

but i did ruin a high school teacher's life.

The parked car under the hot sun, place a hack sweet and stuff a banana in the ezos pipe.
The take a knife and stab into the tyre, run as fast as u can because its damm loud, when it burst.

sprinkle alot of pepper on the duster and into his/her file or text book.

when she/he walks pass you, put some f**k me stickers on the butt.

and place the I am gay poster on the notice board.

take a marker pen and scribble on the car window that says, i fooked ur momma (but i did it in liquid paper, kesian abit)

All these are based on a true story, my bandmates and i did it throughout form 4 and form 5. and never got caught.

the best was break the head off the fish fountain and rearrange the timetable.
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but my respect to the gang known as akarians, who thrashed into the discipline teacher's room and kept all the senior's record clean.

we were the only batch of 1999 who did not have a testimonial record. it was said to be burnt and the cpu was destroyed and mangled into pieces. Plus locking all the teachers and principal in the staff room. A NEW PADLOCK.


and turning the whole school into kindigarten by multicoloring the whole school and, the school had to repaint the whole school again.

yeah! Seapark High Rocks! we are all villians
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