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sorcerer
PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 2:34 pm    Post subject: Tetamu tak di undang Reply with quote



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Seorang lelaki menghampiri rumah jirannya dan mengetuk pintu... Ketika wanita muda tuan rumah itu membuka pintu..lelaki itu bertanya...

"Cik Puan... adakah cik puan pandai bermain seks?"

Kerana terkejut... wanita muda itu menghempas pintu rumahnya dengan perasaan marah... Namun, lelaki itu tetap mengetuk pintu rumah tadi dan bertanyakan soalan yang sama. Kali ini wanita muda itu menjerit sekuat hati sambil mengusir jirannya yang tidak senonoh itu...

Malamnya.. wanita itu telah menceritakan kejadian memalukan siang tadi kepada suaminya. Suaminya berjanji akan menunggu lelaki biadap itu keesokan harinya jikalau dia datang lagi.

Ternyata benar... keesokan harinya lelaki yang sama datang lagi dan mengetuk pintu. Wanita itu segera membuka pintu sementara suaminya bersembunyi sambil memegang senapang...

Lelaki itu terus bertanya..

"Cik Puan.. Cik Puan ni pandai tak main seks?"

"Mestilah pandai.. kenapa encik bertanya soalan ini?" jawab wanita itu dengan berani...

"Baguslah kalau pandai..." kata lelaki itu...

"Kalau begitu.. puaskanlah suami cik puan dan beritahu dia supaya menjauhi isteri saya!!!"
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Erylasia
PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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lol,,..ngahhahaa
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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hahahaha! cam cibai jerk!
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pali
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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hahaha... amek ko
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