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| tan1953 |
 Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject: Take 1 minute for some good relaxing |
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It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been
taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the
winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He
went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the
Meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.
One week later he called the National Weather Service again. Is it
going to be a very cold winter?" he asked.
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be
a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you
absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of the
coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."
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| tan1953 |
| Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:37 pm Post subject: An Old lady and her bet |
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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office.
The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Madam, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." The president laughs, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" The president agrees, "Sure, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls aren't square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10am as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office.
She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10am today I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."
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| deathline |
| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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Location: Taman Melawati, KL
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| yusof |
| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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There is a Spanish man and a Black man working in a bakery, every morning the French man comes to work with a big smile on his face, every now and then he would sniff his fingers and say "MARIA"....sniff, sniff, "MARIA"
The Black man asks, "how come you so happy man?", so the French man whispers and tells him why.
Next morning the Black man comes to work, this time he is with the Big smile on his face, he would sniff his "WHOLE ARM" and shout...KATOOOOOOOOONGAAAAAAAAA!KATOOOOOOOOOOONGAAAAAAA!
ok...ok..bad joke! |
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| yusof |
| Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:01 am Post subject: |
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Man visited his doctor and asked for the BEST VIAGRA in town! Since tonight 2 beautiful ladies will come to his home for a late night "adult" party.
The man got his medicine and without wasting a single minute he quickly used it.
The next morning the man visited his doctor again, but this time he asked for a muscle reliever! Doctor asks why? The man replied...
"Doctor, the 2 ladies did not show up, so I had no other choice but to use my hand and it took me the whole night, and now my ARM is in so much pain!" |
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er...betul ke gue eje? hillarious muehhehee.... who the hell cares... yek yek
