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killerchords
PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:16 pm    Post subject: smokers joke Reply with quote



Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 102
Location: ampang

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Malrboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a MildSeven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to
enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!
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omarjamaludin
PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Posts: 2615
Location: Tmn Melawati

wtf hahahaha
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Joined: 13 Feb 2004
Posts: 3891
Location: Shah Alam

hahahahaah Laughing

astagafirullah... bulan posa nih.. heheh
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