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huzai
PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Deck wrote:
Cerita 2 taun lepas;

Pagi sabtu,
Sorang member aku dr pahang dtg lepak2 rumah aku kt Jhr

Tiba2 datang mak aku,

Mak: Mak nak g rewang dulu.Tu makanan dah siap

Aku: Ok mummy..

Mak aku pon keluar.

Member aku: Uuuiihh..dasat mak ko yer.

Aku: Asal plak?

Member aku:
Yelah..g rewang.Mak ko pon reti merewang ni ek.

Aku: Mak aku g rewang orang kenduri kahwin lah. Tolong2 masak semua.Bukan merewang g jalan ronda2 naik motor ngan pakwe makwe.

Dush dush!

p/s: Rewang bg member aku dr Pahang ni bermaksud jalan-jalan naik motor pusing2 dengan suka ria.lbh kurang camtu lah maksudnye.
Rewang bg kt tmpat aku, maksud tolong2 orang kenduri, potong2 sayur..


wakakaka, sapelah membe ko tu, aku nak luku jugak
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Deck
PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Ahh..member ko jugaklah..
si Fusat tuh.. Laughing
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poundcake
PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



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yang ni member aku cite:

masa makan kat kedai mamak (kedai kecik, traditional mamak), ada abg sebelah baru sampai.. member aku ni makan 2 orang, abg tu dok sorang2.. mamak mai nak ambik order:

Mamak: minum?

Member : teh rende

then mamak tu kalih kat abg tu ,

Mamak : minum?

Abg : teh rende

after a while, sampai masing sampai la 2 gelas teh tarik.. meja member aku ok je tapi abg tu komplain, dia order satu tapi apsal mamak bawak dua?

mamak : tadi u cakap teh rende! itu "rende" dua lah..

abg: oppss sorry, saya baru sini, tak biasa .. ingat teh rende tu sejenis teh special warung ni.. (dengan muka malu2)
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Deck
PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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Aku : Cikgu, apakah orang boleh dihukum untuk sesuatu yang belum
dibuatnya
?

Guru : Oh, semestinya tidak. Orang hanya boleh dihukum untuk perbuatan yang telah dilakukannya.

Aku: Syukurlah, Cikgu. Saya belum membuat latihan yang diberi oleh cikgu semalam.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Joined: 28 Nov 2009
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okta wrote:
gila btul.

Apasal gelak pon kena explain.Susah btul.


haha tah la dalam byk2 aku paling gelak baca post ni...
aku baru tepikir nak gelak tapi kena explain..hahaha
kopisecheywan wrote:
tgk tgk tetiber ade post mcm nie..
menarik..

aku penah sms kwn aku..tanyer numb talifon lagi sorg kwn aku..name acap..
so mcm ni:

aku : wei..ko ade numb acap..
kwn aku reply : ade


dlm hati aku(celaka)

yg pasai sms ni..aku pon pnah kena..hampeh!
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