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cartman, eric
PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:38 pm    Post subject: Tell your own original jokes here Reply with quote



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mamat sengal: bang... ABC ade..??

waiter: arr...dah abis ar...

mamat sengal: xpe ar...kasi DEF...



Very Happy
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deathline
PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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deathline wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy



funny ke? uish jahatnya deathline ketawakan orang camtuh..
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cartman, eric
PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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it aint funny..?? Embarassed
maybe i've been hanging out with ppl who have a whole
different perspective of humor for too long.... Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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hehe! im not laughing in sense that "mari kite ketawakan org itu", im laughing at the whole situation itself. macam in reality if my fren cakap macam tu regardless wujud ke tak DEF itu, mmg kelakar la.
macam at one point, my fren order cendol, but tak mahu hijau2 itu,
i laugh coz the hijau2 itulah cendol, but im not implying that my fren itu apeke or apeke. its just a laugh. macam seorang rakan saya yang blur yang akan order dengan cara begitu. hmmph, sampei ke maksud yang cube saya sampaikan ni?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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gila btul.

Apasal gelak pon kena explain.Susah btul.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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deathline wrote:
hehe! im not laughing in sense that "mari kite ketawakan org itu", im laughing at the whole situation itself. macam in reality if my fren cakap macam tu regardless wujud ke tak DEF itu, mmg kelakar la.
macam at one point, my fren order cendol, but tak mahu hijau2 itu,
i laugh coz the hijau2 itulah cendol, but im not implying that my fren itu apeke or apeke. its just a laugh. macam seorang rakan saya yang blur yang akan order dengan cara begitu. hmmph, sampei ke maksud yang cube saya sampaikan ni?




that is farnie.. huhuhuhuhuhu Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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joke ni mmg logik.. sebab kat Jb mmg ada air XYZ!

p/s: aku rasa lepas mamat sengal tu ckp DEF, mesti kepala dia kena sumbat dlm bekas air batu..
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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kwn baik :(dgn bersemangat) perghhh lawa sial ko nyer handphone..gila babi sialll...BRP KO BELI??


mamat sengal : SATU JER..
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:30 pm    Post subject: original jokes .. .serious... Reply with quote



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ni aku jumpa kat site lain... kira original ke? tapi serius ni memang original punya...

TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America .
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Balgobin!



TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."




Son: Dad, what are those two things on mom's chest?

Dad: They are called breasts, my son, and women have them

Son: How come sister's looks like an apple while mom's like a papaya?

Dad: Ahh, let me explain the 4 stages of food-boob connection. When they are in their 20s, it is like an apple, big enough and very firm. When they reach 30s, it is like a papaya, bigger but still firm. When they reach mid 30s it is like a pear, a bit longer and not so firm. Finally when they reach 40s, it is like an onion.

Son: Onion? Why?

Dad: *sighs* Cause when they peel back their bra, you start crying
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:57 am    Post subject: Re: original jokes .. .serious... Reply with quote



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randy_rhoads wrote:
ni aku jumpa kat site lain... kira original ke? tapi serius ni memang original punya...

TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America .
BALGOBIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Balgobin!



TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."




Son: Dad, what are those two things on mom's chest?

Dad: They are called breasts, my son, and women have them

Son: How come sister's looks like an apple while mom's like a papaya?

Dad: Ahh, let me explain the 4 stages of food-boob connection. When they are in their 20s, it is like an apple, big enough and very firm. When they reach 30s, it is like a papaya, bigger but still firm. When they reach mid 30s it is like a pear, a bit longer and not so firm. Finally when they reach 40s, it is like an onion.

Son: Onion? Why?

Dad: *sighs* Cause when they peel back their bra, you start crying


kehkehkehkeh
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mrbungle
PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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ni betul jadi kat aku mase aku keje stewart dulu..


aku : en nak minum ape??

mat indon : tujuh up...

aku : tujuh up?? ( aku masih blur )

mat indon : ya kasik saya tujuh up ngak mau ais ya..

( aku terus tanyer member aku kat blkg )

aku : weh mamat indon tu nak tujuh up.. apebenda tuh?? ( aku masih blur )

member aku : dia nak 7UP la...

( celaka betul )
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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mrbungle wrote:
ni betul jadi kat aku mase aku keje stewart dulu..


aku : en nak minum ape??

mat indon : tujuh up...

aku : tujuh up?? ( aku masih blur )

mat indon : ya kasik saya tujuh up ngak mau ais ya..

( aku terus tanyer member aku kat blkg )

aku : weh mamat indon tu nak tujuh up.. apebenda tuh?? ( aku masih blur )

member aku : dia nak 7UP la...

( celaka betul )


hehehe... tujuh up.... Smile Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
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randy_rhoads
PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:03 pm    Post subject: ada lagik... Reply with quote



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ada lagik satu ek...erm... original gak ni.. jhahaha Very Happy

situasi: dlm kelas

cikgu: ok murid murid arini kita blaja tentang kejadian tuhan....
(lalu cikgu itu pun mengambil sebatang pen lalu ditunjukkan kpd murid murid)

cikgu: baik murid murid, nampak tak pen ini?
murid murid: nampak cikgu.
(lalu cikgu itu pon sembunyikan pen tersebut kat belakang badannya)
cikgu: nampak lagi tak pen ini?
murid murid: tak!!!...
cikgu:nampak tuhan tak?
murid murid: takde!!!
cikgu: jadi tuhan itu wujud ke tak?
murid murid: tak!!!

tiba tiba ada seorang budak bangun lalu berkata

budak bangun: kawan kawan nampak tak, otak cikgu?
murid murid: tak!!!!!!
budak bangun: jadik cikgu ada otak tak?
murid murid: takde!!!!! (dengan bersemangat)


Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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aku terdengar satu mamat dr Kuala Berang,Terengganu nak beli air gas.

"Bang,nak air seben u pai"

Aku tanye kwn aku apekebenda tu?

7-UP laaa
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